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Don't you have something to mop up?

A phrase from the show "Lost" said by the ruthless mercenary Martin Keamy. It is most often used on the iMDB message board for "Lost" in response to a nonsensical thread or just to voice a certain type of annoyance against the OP.
Original Poster: LOST SUCKS FOR REALZZ MAN! DEY KILL OFF AL DE BLACK PEOLE FUCKIN RACIST SHOW YO!

Responding Poster: Don't you have something to mop up?
by Benry_Lale May 23, 2009
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at least i have my orange juice

a creative and subtle way of saying that you're going to have a shitty day (derived from a florida orange juice commercial).
John: I got an email saying the professor would post our grades today.

Mike: at least I have my orange juice...
by AngryAtom January 20, 2011
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I just have really high standards

A way for others to know that what you mean is "I find your existance to be below acceptable realms of human intelligence."
"I won't go out with you because I just have really high standards."
by Scott Baker June 27, 2004
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have you gone raving mad

Cheifly Northern English

Have you gone completely insane
The Moon is made out of cheese. Have you gone Raving Mad! The moon isn't made out of you silly old bat.
by Archaic Wordnerd October 15, 2017
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having one's ear on one's face

a nice synonym used for conservative boxheads, derived from the fact that conservative people think a rainbow on one's ear would ruin one's face
- omg have you heard that Bob opposes same sex marriage?
- are you serious? i thought having one's ear on one's face was already out of fashion..
- nah, he and Cynthia still totally have their ears on their faces
by Nomdi February 3, 2019
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Does kyler have a small penis

No of course not! Kylers has a 13 inch mega-shlong
Does kyler have a small penis , no it is bigger than an aircraft carrier
by Patriot44368 April 18, 2021
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You Should Have Bought a Squirrel

A funny, and quick way of saying "In hindsight". A reference to something done in the recent past that led to something going wrong, something that didn't have to happen if the person made a different choice.
Instead of saying: You know, in hindsight, you really didn't need to drink seven cups of coffee. Now you've made yourself sick.

Just say: You should have bought a squirrel.
by Patience Q Jones March 1, 2023
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