Life in general

Is self-explanatory.

“Life in general is what you are.” - Baby Yoda.

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

Crib Generation

Generation Z’s who refuse to get jobs, pay rent, chores etc, etc… hopelessly addicted to the internet, cat videos and anime porn.

Her parents loved her.. but she never moved out. Another Crib Generation casualty.

by That ol Yeti March 14, 2024

Generic Love Types

Generic Love Types:

Generic Love Types refer to some of the basic different types of love that the ancient Greek philosophers had coined. The special thing is that each type of love has a specific purpose (which is to develop a specific trait).

Here are the main examples:

1) Storge Love: Is found within Cognatic Bonds, to develop *Kinship* among family members.

2) Philias Love: Is found within Fraternal Bonds, to develop *Masculinity* among men. Likewise, Philias Love can be found within Sororal Bonds, to develop *Femininity* among women. Philias love is generally a platonic, non-sexual love (similar to Storge Love).

3) Eros Love: Is found within Connubial Ties, to develop *Intimacy* among a husband and wife.

We learned about Generic Love Types in social studies class.

by Daplardopler March 18, 2024

General Mills

A food company founded in 1928, known for cereal brands and snacks like Cookie Crisp, Gushers, and notably Cocoa Puffs

These tasty Gushers from General Mills are great!

by Vorphy_101 March 22, 2024

general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.

Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.

"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."

Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.

Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.

Saranyan: must be a shitty experience

ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

by dailybritishbrownboy March 24, 2024

generational ban

Refers to the New Zealand generational ban on smoking for anyone born 2008 or after

With the generational ban on smoking in New Zealand, kids born after 2008 will grow up in a smoke-free environment, which could lead to healthier future generations!

by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025

General Kenobi

When you jump off the roof with a glow in the dark condom on and the group of at least 4 people you surprise all respond with their own glow in the dark condoms on.

I went to her party last night and when i went to the back yard for an orgy she and all her friends pulled a General Kenobi on me.

by dingusmcbingus October 8, 2025