The definition of Douche Bag~ Rick Asselin, A completely useless, no good, worthless piece of shitt, lying, stealing Vindictive boyish less of a man, Ass kissing Snob, no life better off Dead Crap hole Gay lord, Sack of shitt Covered in Mutilated Monkey Ass Holes In a Firey Pit of burning deformed goats, no life, and Stupidest shitt that ever walked the earth.
by Heywood Jafookme March 8, 2010
Get the Douche Bagmug. Someone who must always react to douchebag behavior with equal or greater douchebag behavior. The term generally only applies to people who are otherwise polite and kind until someone is rude to them first.
(Guy#1) Hey man I can't stand Tommy anymore. He has been such an asshole lately. I think I am going to key his car!
(Guy#2) No don't do that dude. Just because he is a douchebag doesn't mean you have to be a douche-back!
(Guy#2) No don't do that dude. Just because he is a douchebag doesn't mean you have to be a douche-back!
by mrwhiskers29 September 14, 2012
Get the Douche-backmug. A name designated for a sports stadium employee during a hockey game who tries to get the wave going when the home team is down 0-4. Most often used by Philadelphia Flyers fans.
"Okay, everyone in this section start the wave on three...1, 2,... 'Hey down in front you douche pump'"
by lancaster cock-knockers February 2, 2008
Get the douche pumpmug. Mike: dude! Check out homeboy with the Vape!! He's sucking on that bitch like ya read about!!
Turd: right!?! No one smokes the Douche Flute like Tommy B!!
Turd: right!?! No one smokes the Douche Flute like Tommy B!!
by THE Massinator May 27, 2017
Get the Douche Flutemug. an Alfred E. Newman or the brother from "Everybody Loves Raymond" lookalike prone to pompous statements, idiotic arguing, eating ear crud and generally just being an asstard
by UDDL November 17, 2005
Get the Ugly Douchemug. ska-douche created mid-2000 era by reminants of metropolitian towns on the north-west coast of the united states. this word was developed to be the ultra-word that covers the use of words such as; stoops, kook, blowin it, lame, gay, douche bag, fag nuts, nut face, dildo spray, retartd, zebratard, ect....
(pronounced; ska_douche)
(pronounced; ska_douche)
by caleb Sutherland February 9, 2007
Get the ska-douchemug. A distinct odor and or aroma that is used to mask the true level of doucheness of a person. The proper context of the term Douche & Gabbanna is often misused because it does not define nor should it be an attribute of a person or persons. Douche & Gabbanna may also be used in conjunction with additional "Douche" tags depending on the situtation. In addition, in certain geographic regions the Douche & Gabbanna scent is used to induce urination with rabits
Brian says, "does anyone smell the Douche & Gabbanna"? Scott says, "I sure as shit do, its that douchebagel Dan". He must have spent the night with his douchewhore Linda"
"Hey Kattie, just walked by the shitter and noticed you dropped a douchelog". Katie then would say, "are you sure you are not smelling the Douche & Cabbanna that Kevin is wearing today?
"Hey Kattie, just walked by the shitter and noticed you dropped a douchelog". Katie then would say, "are you sure you are not smelling the Douche & Cabbanna that Kevin is wearing today?
by Westernstars May 22, 2008
Get the Douche & Gabbannamug.