douche nozzle

(adj.)- the next step up from being a douche bag, usually a nosy bastard.

Guy: Yea, I boned that chick. And when I was done I gave her a Houdini
Chick: Why're you telling me this?! You're such a DOUCHE NOZZLE!

by Anubis Uriel April 25, 2009

Douche Bag

The definition of Douche Bag~ Rick Asselin, A completely useless, no good, worthless piece of shitt, lying, stealing Vindictive boyish less of a man, Ass kissing Snob, no life better off Dead Crap hole Gay lord, Sack of shitt Covered in Mutilated Monkey Ass Holes In a Firey Pit of burning deformed goats, no life, and Stupidest shitt that ever walked the earth.

My Mom's Soon to be Ex- Boy friend is a "Douche Bag"

by Heywood Jafookme March 8, 2010

douch baggery

doing things that a douche bag would do

someone is being a dick for no reason, you would go dude enough of your douch baggery

by REPZERO January 8, 2010

Douch Casserole

douch casserole; something that people eat because they themselves are indeed, douch bags.

You: " Shutup Steve! Go eat a big plate of Douch Casserole! "

by Dr. DexT November 20, 2009

douche pump

A name designated for a sports stadium employee during a hockey game who tries to get the wave going when the home team is down 0-4. Most often used by Philadelphia Flyers fans.

"Okay, everyone in this section start the wave on three...1, 2,... 'Hey down in front you douche pump'"

by lancaster cock-knockers February 2, 2008

Douche-back

Someone who must always react to douchebag behavior with equal or greater douchebag behavior. The term generally only applies to people who are otherwise polite and kind until someone is rude to them first.

(Guy#1) Hey man I can't stand Tommy anymore. He has been such an asshole lately. I think I am going to key his car!

(Guy#2) No don't do that dude. Just because he is a douchebag doesn't mean you have to be a douche-back!

by mrwhiskers29 September 14, 2012

Ugly Douche

an Alfred E. Newman or the brother from "Everybody Loves Raymond" lookalike prone to pompous statements, idiotic arguing, eating ear crud and generally just being an asstard

"That kid who went to Ohio State is an ugly douche"

by UDDL November 17, 2005