chicago baptism

Walking in the door and getting hit in the head with a fairly large dildo.

I loved Ebon’s story of his Chicago Baptism, as told on Late Night with Seth Meyers on June 19th 2024.

by ms2023 June 20, 2024

Chicago Baptism

To accidentally sit in a seat, wet with SOMETHING, on the CTA. Do it once, and you’ll never do it again.

There was one seat open on the red line, and before anyone could warn me, I got my Chicago Baptism.

by Chicago Zym June 26, 2024

Chicago steamer

When a hot slice of pizza falls onto you, causing severe burn marks on your dick.

Luke received a chicago steamer after he was clumsy with his pizza.

by Like shappard June 27, 2024

Chicago Knobcopter

The act of getting rock solid and inserting the shaft, and then spinning horizontally with legs and arms up like a helicopter

I caught Jake and Caroline doing the Chicago Knobcopter in the basement!

by baljeetfromtheRAQ January 18, 2026

Chicago Stew

A fetish act of having someone vomit in your asshole, shit it out into a bowl, then dive in for a snack.
2 person event.

I was so hungry last night I had my girlfriend help me with a Chicago stew.

by Floppy Stock February 28, 2026

Chicago Windshield Wiper

The Chicago Windshield Wiper is a multi step process that involves cumming on a womans stomach and proceeding to wipe it over her body, as if wiping dirt off of a windshield. You then let the cum dry then scrape it off and serve it on ice cream, preferably vanilla.

I’m so hot, do you have any ice cream in your freezer? Yeah my wife and I did the Chicago Windshield Wiper just last night so we have some fresh ice cream.

by Miguel Myers March 11, 2026

Chicago Snowblower

A sexual act where, at the conclusion of sex, a male ejaculates violently and excessively somewhere in the room, recreating a snowblower blowing snow. The semen is left in place for several weeks until it starts to smell and stinks up the entire room, much like how the entire city of Chicago smells awful.

"I gave Becky the good ol' Chicago Snowblower a few weeks ago and man, does my bedroom smell like shit!"

by femboydestroyer4960 September 12, 2024