Ground Cat

A cat found on the ground.

Another variation is Ground Kitten.

"Wow, that's a nice looking kitty right there."

"Thanks! She's my Ground Cat."

"What in sweet fuck does that even mean?"

"Oh, I found her on the ground when I was outside smoking."

"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

See the Ground Cats subreddit for more information.

by Lixxydoo April 2, 2022

retarted cat

doesnt know where or what the hell is going on and rolls with it but freaks out at a mouse

oh that damn retarted cat is going through the trash again

by soggys January 12, 2022

cat person

-cats eat better than they do -calls cats their children -refuses to move if a cat is sleeping even remotely close to them -lowkey despises dog people -feeds stray cats even though they know they shouldn't

dog person: cats are literally the spawn of satan what is wrong with you?
cat person: go away you cum guzzling twat.

by ostrich omelet January 18, 2020

Deskunk the cat

A woman douching her vagina after having vaginal sex immediately after having anal sex.

Erica had to stay home from work in order to deskunk the cat.

by Dahctor June 1, 2017

cat romba

a cat riding a romba

cat romba for life

by kaiden the vapeore February 7, 2019

cat-bushed

When your cat ambushes you by spontaneously lying in front of where you want to walk, and you nearly trip on them.

I was walking and playing on my phone, when my cat cat-bushed me. It didn't end well.

by The bored guy 'doing homework' May 14, 2014

Cat Speak

When you talk like a LOL cat.

Drew: I can haz cheezburger?

Dana: Only if you promise not to use Cat Speak around me ever again.

by Katiew567 August 20, 2013