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crummy cookie

game involving a group of homo sapiens kneeling in a circle and jerkin their gherkins onto a cookie, which is placed at the center of the circle. The last one to release his seminal fluids on the cookie must consume it, hands free.
8=======D (cookie)

Yesterday, after our football game, we played a round of crummy cookie. I lost both games
by Feenie Feen March 2, 2017
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colorado cookie

Dude I just made some Colorado cookies!
by shroomz December 23, 2014
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cookie comrades

a name for a group of two friends or more (typically girls) who are punk but at the same time enjoy all things cute or kawaii. also particularly enjoy cookies and other sweets avoided by skinny, preppy bitches. this junk food appreciation is used as a "fuck you" to the pressures of modern society to diet and continually lose more and more weight. a mix of both riot grrl and BBW.
"I saw Jenny and Amber eating cupcakes like a pig!"
"Oh ya, you didn't hear? They're cookie comrades."
by colleenmonster September 5, 2007
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Cookie and creme

It's when you're both a vanilla and a kinky person
Gf: babe am I a vanilla or a kinky person?
Bf: you're a cookie and creme hun
by PixelPaula February 10, 2019
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Cookie Munter

A person that is not only really ugly (munter), but also really fat.
God *she* is a right fat munter, she must eat loads of cookies, *she's* a Cookie Munter!
by manutdot September 22, 2010
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Santa's Cookies

Mrs. Claus' titties
Santa: show me them tits, them Santa's cookies
by The_aftermN December 14, 2017
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Cookie Cum

When you and a few others form in a circle and all masturbate around each other and ejaculate on the cookie, the last one that does so has to eat it.
Dude: yo you wanna do cookie cum?
Other dude: Hell no bro...
by Mustaj March 6, 2019
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