Brandon

A man with a very large penis who is good at soccer
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Brandon The best Real Estate Agent that has ever lived. He is the person that your will sell your home with, even if you don’t own a home yet, you will. For top dollar.
Wow. It’s Brandon!
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Brandon is the realist nigga you’ll ever meet he’ll rearrange you’re bitch guts ,with his big dick , Brandon’s are fucking icons
“Brandon” took me from my nigga yesterday
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Verb.
To do unspeakable things to a close relative’s anal cavity. Later uses have been known to be a dog whistle the desire to procreate with a blood relative, often paired with the goal of bringing about a confederacy of dunces. Luckily these “dunces” are generally not aware that anal is not the best method of conception.

Also spelled as “Branden” by those less literate.
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A person who often AFK's for long periods of time. To shower, to eat. He ain't comin' back.
Man, you're acting like a real BRANDON right now.
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A derogatory term for any random, sketchy bloke. Can also be pluralised to refer to a collection of sketchy rando’s.
Hey check out fucken brandon over there in the baking aisle, what do you reckon old mate's makin’ with all that whipped cream?
by Loxastic October 20, 2024
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