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Brandon Lang

Brandon Lang is an American war fighter. Brandon was raised in Tampa after being adopted at a young age by a Neurosurgeon and a Pediatrician. In September of 2001 Brandon was in NYC on a school trip when he and his classmates witnessed the worst day in American history, 9/11. After losing a couple classmates and seeing the horror of that day Brandon decided that he wanted to serve his country. So in 2002 Brandon joined the United States Army as a combat medic. Brandon served his country for 18 years as a Special Forces Operator. Did 2 tours in Iraq and 2 tours in Afghanistan along with over 300 combat missions including hostage rescues, special recon, and counter terrorism operations as a JSOC (Joint Special Operations Command). Brandon medically retired from the Army in February of 2020 after breaking his back, both knees, and other bones. He is truly an American hero.
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Brandon Wade

The cutest, most adorable, and most handsome guy in the universe.
"Brandon Wade finally let Natalie win the competition."
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brandon hs

the triflin ass ap Mr Thompsons King Neptune "BALD!" Head ass wont get out the fu king bathroom with his op ass
Me: mr Thompsons in the bathroom again

Everyone: fuck that bald bitch and Brandon hs
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brandon paxton

A person who likes titty-dicks, lives with his mom and likes to suck dick
Dude, that guy is a total Brandon paxton
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BRANDON DEL TORO

BRANDON DEL TORO IS A CUTE BOY WHOS LOOKS MAKE ANY MAN OR WOMEN WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH HIM, ALSO HIS ARTISTIC SKILLS ARE THE BEST. BRANDON IS THE FRIEND TO CALL YOU SEXY AND CUTE.
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brandon

brandon was a gay person but pretending to be a straight guy
guy : brandon look handsome
other: he gay
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Brandon

A piece of shit that would get bullied a shchool and run away from school
by Hello help me September 12, 2020
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