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Brandon

A man that pulls multiple bitches but only simps for one, light skin, tall af, sus af, and never tries to cheat. Enjoys anime manga and time with their partner and Latinos / Latinas
Sheeesh man is a real Brandon
Wish I coulda be a Brandon
by Venerable Tempest January 27, 2022
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Brandon J

Known as BJ by many. If you see this guy on road don’t bother running, he will give you his money and probably blow you a kiss aswell because he is a fruity don. Usually very lanky but has a small penis. Probably has feeling for his boys in the group chat but keeps it to himself cuz he don’t wanna roll batty to the bredrin.
You man cross the road Brandon J is coming”
“Rah say less mans not tryna hold dat kiss”
by HavishamSingh82 August 1, 2019
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brandon G

a man who would do anything for f a m i l y. a chad who gets all the ladies but puts them aside for his f a m i l y.
joe 1: why did he give up candice

person 2: who are you and who is candice
person 3: just ask brandon G
by #releasethenewalbum July 17, 2021
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Brandon

by hylialee June 30, 2021
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Brandon

Brandon is amazing, can sing very well. Makes every man in the room jizz there pants so much, they die.
Omg I just cummed his name must have been Brandon
by Lollookdhxyyebdbx November 23, 2021
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Brandon Effect

Every image of a specific person looks different.
"See look, it's the Brandon Effect. He looks slightly different now in this picture."
by Bwatt130 June 30, 2021
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Let’s Go Brandon

An invitation between two men to, typically clandestinely, perform oral sex on each other in a corvette parked in a garage in Delaware while reading classified documents.
“Hey Hunter, at halftime, let’s go Brandon.”

“Ok, but this time don’t forget to let me know when you feel like you’re gonna cum.”
by Bidentoucheskids February 8, 2024
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