bake my bacon

When you leave your cock inside while she gets wet and greasy.

Hey girl, you ready to bake my bacon?

by Luüb October 10, 2020

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.

It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.

by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023

Simulated Bacon Bits

A security guard

Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!

by The baconater August 1, 2009

Bacon Philip

One day John Laurens-Hamilton photoshopped Philip Hamilton’s face on a piece of bacon

Not Bacon Philip💀🤧

-Me when John sent it-

by Alexander Laurens-Hamilton March 24, 2021

Bacon tug

Gay men utilise a gag reflex technique while enjoying anal sex. The receiver swallows a piece of bacon on a string, the giver pulls the string on the point of ejaculation so the receiver gags and clenches their ring piece to enhance the moment or even delay the spurt. Rarely used between heterosexual couples.

Aaron was about to cum and did the bacon tug, John crimped his ring so hard it clamped down tight on Aaron's cock.

by CountLippe February 11, 2021

Bacon

British rhyming slang for sex offender.

Bacon bonce = Nonce.

Gets shortened to Bacon.

(Nonce - Acronym of Not Of Normal Criminal Element)

A common word used as an informal banter amongst UK prison officers.

Look at that dude eyeing up that young girl. Dirty bacon!!

Stay away from the guy at number 5. He's a bacon.

Banter - 'Alright Del, you old bacon! Long time no see!'

by Sidders.02 March 26, 2021

Bacon

1: A piece of fried pork belly
2: A roblox person with the hair that looks like bacon

1: would you like some bacon
2: excuse me mr bacon, that's not how it works

by UrLocalSeagull November 1, 2023