August 18th

National eat your girlfriend out day!

Girlfriend: hey babe, todays august 18th. You know what that means..
Boyfriend: yep. Spread your legs in coming.

by cumwhire20 August 18, 2022

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august 18th

the most boring day of the year very uneventful usually hot

wow your birthday is august 18th wow youre a bitch

by lowkeyamurderer September 07, 2022

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August 18th

August 18th is national show your boyfriend your knockers day

Boyfriend: heyyyyyyy it's August 18th you know what that means (fish) IT'S NATIONAL SHOW YOUR BOYFRIEND YOUR KNOCKERS DAY
Girlfriend: Jared I don't love you anymore stop texting this number

by LARSISCOOLYT August 19, 2024

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August 14

The day a beautiful, amazing, funny, smart, kind person was born. Someone like Ivan the love of my life. This day is his day no matter what anyone says. This day is perfect because it was blessed by being Ivans birthday.

Person 1: Hey it’s August 14!
Person 2: Omg today’s Ivans day!
Person 1: No, lol, js a normal day!
Person 2: Stfu its Ivans day!

by ivan_gf_isc:) November 26, 2023

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