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Johnson Machine

Johnson Machine "JOn • sOn • MaShien" is a person that is very good at laying pipe (giving dick)
"yeah miles down the street is a Johnson Machine"
by Miles Got A Boner March 7, 2025
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Johnson

Black man's large penis. From Boxer Jack Johnson who had a large penosnthatbwas defined in his boxing shorts
Look at his Johnson
by K9DogMa March 7, 2025
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johnson dweller

by DomoKDomination March 7, 2025
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Bulbous Johnson

Bulbous Johnson refers to the penis being very large and bulging.

The term originated in Atlanta, USA.
Man I just used my Bulbous Johnson on that gal
by Pencil J. March 13, 2025
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SGT. Johnson

A way for people to name someone that has a large penis without saying so outright
"Hey girl, how wqs SGT. Johnson last night?"
by Dembk June 6, 2024
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Fat Johnson

Big pp moment 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😭😱😭😱😭😱😭😭😱😭😱😭😱😭😱😭😱😭😭😱🤑🤑☹️🤑☹️🤑☹️🤑☹️🤑☹️🤑☹️🤑😱🤑😱🤑😱🤑😱🤑😱🤑😱😎🤑😎🤑😎🤑😎🤑😎🤑😎🤑😻🤑😻🤑🤑😻💰😻💰😻🤑😼🤑😼💰😼😼🥳😼😊🔥🔥💔♥️✅♥️🍺🤨🍺
Fat Johnson man: egdes

Person 2: what a fat Johnson ong ong
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Ray William Johnson

Ray William Johnson was a YouTuber a while ago, hated for his =3 series where it was said that he stole memes, etc.

During the pandemic he started uploading random funny stuff on TikTok, eventually reuploading them to YouTube. Then he started making videos on the craziest criminals imaginable. His video style consists of him, in his room, with occasional art put in. He has an animated band called Your Favorite Martian (YFM) and now uploads his crime videos daily, and makes YFM music ocasionally
Person A: Hey did you see the new Ray William Johnson video?
Person B: I remember him. His =3 videos were shit.
Person A: That was around 13 years ago.
by solarityiscool June 11, 2024
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