A fat autistic retarded pile of shit on benefits who’s Mum does black tar heroine and sister does weed through a traffic cone.
Dylan is autistic
by Spetnaz2004 December 15, 2017
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is the most perfect man to ever exist. he’s so funny and his laugh is contagious i love absolutely everything about him, He never fails to make me smile in the worst moments he’s so sweet and respectful. i love his perfect hair and beautiful blue eyes that everytime i see i can just imagine our future where i wake up and i see those perfect eyes every day while he’s telling me goodmorning while getting ready for the day cause one thing about Dylan is he is a morning person he loves the mornings which is the complete opposite of me but sense i’ve been dating Dylan i’ve enjoyed getting up because i get to be reminded that i have my favorite person to talk to all day long. Dylan is my absolute favorite person and everyone knows it there is never a conversation that i’m in that i don’t bring dylan up i love being able to tell everyone how well he treats me. personally me and Dylan are the opposite i hate the outdoors and sports and dylan loves them he loves being outside and experiencing all that life has to offer but i like staying inside and just day dreaming about him. i feel so lucky to have my own Dylan that is so dearly in love with me even though i will always say i love him more cause there’s nothing to not love abt him he brings joy and happiness into my life every single day i’m so delighted to be able to call him mine and can’t wait to see what our future will be like together one thing i know will never change is my love for him i’ll never stop loving Dylan.
by yourfavpinklover November 27, 2023
Get the Dylanmug. by shreksophone player March 9, 2023
Get the Dylan Robinsonmug. by Me=word plug January 16, 2019
Get the Dylan man wit a planmug. A super hot football player usually 6’3. Long brown hair, brown eyes, cute smile, Sophomore on Varsity, kind of an alcoholic, probably beats his girl, probably has a big dick, and probably dates blondes. 400% only goes for skinny girls yall don’t have a chance fatties. In the football jock clique, but still nice. Has a super cute smile super cute.
L(-: Did you hear what he did to his girl?
J(-: No, tell me???
L(-: He dicked down this blonde girl, drank a bunch of alcohol, then beat her.
J(-: Sounds like he pulled a Dylan
J(-: No, tell me???
L(-: He dicked down this blonde girl, drank a bunch of alcohol, then beat her.
J(-: Sounds like he pulled a Dylan
by Jellybeanedasshole78 April 9, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. by stormieclouds December 14, 2018
Get the Dylan McFagursonmug. Your favorite polish boy that attends a school in the city of NY, he loves games and guitar and is easy to be friends with. One who refuses to cut his long blonde hair but it describes him amazingly. He is hard to anger but don't take advantage of that!
by NATIONAL DISASTER February 6, 2025
Get the Dylan Glabinskimug.