Dick Touch

Dick Touch - When a man uses the bathroom but doesn't wash their hands after they have touched their dick, then touch many other things. Everything that they touch after now has "Dick Touch" transferred to it. Everything they touch, now has dick touch on it. The world has dick touch everywhere.

A man used the rest stop bathroom but refused to turn on the water to wash his hands after urinating. The man had concerns about turning the sinks faucet handles to wash his hands because the handles would definitely be covered in many other mens dick touch.

Dick Touch by CaptainFamous June 2, 2019

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Ginger Touch

Ginger touch is when whatever someone touches breaks. It’s called ginger touch because of how retarded gingers are

-Someone breaks something

-“Shit, he must have the ginger touch”

Ginger Touch by Drewdepo July 22, 2019

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Tender Touch

In restaurant service the "tender touch" is when a server (typically female - due to social taboos regarding men touching women they don't know... Or touching other men they don't know) puts their hand on the guest shoulder and then leans into answer or ask a question, taking order, or thank them for their business. Typically employed by young female servers with older male patrons. A tactic used to generate a better tip.

When dropping the check, the female server used the tender touch, leaned in, and thanked the gentleman for dining at the restaurant tonight.

Tender Touch by Chanarchy September 20, 2019