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floodgate fart

The fart you have right before you take a shit. Usually when you're popping a squat this occurs or when you're situated on the toilet
I was having a hard time in the loom, until that floodgate fart came, then it was smooth sailing.
by Skampz May 11, 2017
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Fart splinters

When you fart so hard it feels like splinters are coming out of your anus. Often times experinced when sneezing and farting at the same time.
That spicy Indian food gave me the fart splinters.

I snezed so hard it gave me the fart splinters
by Fart splinters October 2, 2017
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A Jamie Fart

Where somebody farts and it smells so bad you have to evacuate the premesis
Somebody farts gross that was such a Jamie Fart!
by CheekyMonkay May 22, 2017
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ISIS Fart

Joe : Aw man that fart felt great
Bob: He just had an ISIS Fart.
by warwagon1979 November 8, 2017
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Flixx fart

Unfortunateloading’ interruptions while watching Netflix.
I was really getting into that movie when I had to wait for a flixx fart.
by Ottawaurbanist February 11, 2018
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Stealth Fart

This is when you hold in a fart for just enough time, then let it out very strategically, so then it comes out silent.
Hey man, I had to stealth fart earlier, it was nasty.
by HunterForLife December 30, 2016
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sketchy fart

When your fart is too wet for comfort. You also question if you shat your pants or not.
The Taco Bell from dinner gave me a sketchy fart. I now have streaks in my underwear.
by fuern3 January 4, 2017
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