jasper: dude look at this picture of harry styles
me: omg it's so great to have a member of the lgbtqia+ community have light shone on them-
jasper: harry styles isn't gay
me: ...what?
jasper: harry styles isn't gay.
me: holy shit it's the queer theory
me: omg it's so great to have a member of the lgbtqia+ community have light shone on them-
jasper: harry styles isn't gay
me: ...what?
jasper: harry styles isn't gay.
me: holy shit it's the queer theory
by jet lol May 30, 2022
Get the the queer theorymug. Horseshoe Law was once a theory, but the events of the 21st Century have established it as accepted law. However, it leaves certain questions unanswered. For example, the original Horseshoe Law sometimes neglects to mention the role of economics, and the fact that Democrats are not on the side of the Horseshoe, but at the bottom. Democrats are egalitarians -- what explains why some people climb up the right side through conservatism and others through white libertarianism? What finally unites both sides at the gap?
Pyramid Theory suggests that we all start at 0 on an X Axis. Narcissists move as far as they can to one end of the axis or the other, but realize they want to climb up the socioeconomic ladder. But narcissism is lonely without peons, so eventually they lean the ladder back to the middle, meeting narcissists from the other side at the top of the Pyramid, free to practice their Autocracy over the base.
Pyramid Theory suggests that we all start at 0 on an X Axis. Narcissists move as far as they can to one end of the axis or the other, but realize they want to climb up the socioeconomic ladder. But narcissism is lonely without peons, so eventually they lean the ladder back to the middle, meeting narcissists from the other side at the top of the Pyramid, free to practice their Autocracy over the base.
"I get why conservatives would open up two fronts against the Democrats, but those two candidates seemed so far apart -- why did Russia support both of them, and how did they know it would work?"
"At one end of the spectrum, you have Trumpers. At the other, you have Closet Trumpers. One side is proudly racist. The other scrambles for some rationalization that their racism isn't actually racist -- it's just 'identity politics,' 'economic anxiety,' or some other 'distraction.' Find someone willing to regurgitate those old lies, and you have control over the two sides of Pyramid Theory."
"At one end of the spectrum, you have Trumpers. At the other, you have Closet Trumpers. One side is proudly racist. The other scrambles for some rationalization that their racism isn't actually racist -- it's just 'identity politics,' 'economic anxiety,' or some other 'distraction.' Find someone willing to regurgitate those old lies, and you have control over the two sides of Pyramid Theory."
by the modhatter June 11, 2025
Get the Pyramid Theorymug. We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever
by Saddam Huissain June 18, 2023
Get the Jesus Sperm Theorymug. 2010? That was back in the days of the Invisible String Theory. Then—just 11 years after the towers fell—we proves that there is a particle that gives other particles mass: the Higgs-Boson particle.
by davus0000 May 17, 2025
Get the Invisible String Theorymug. When you the even happened weeks or months ago so you can’t really remember what happened BUT you do remember the really fun thing that happened - like going down a slide on a boat.
Do you remember going down that slide on the boat a few weeks ago? That’s the slide theory in a nutshell.
by PJeffz March 14, 2025
Get the Slide Theorymug. to appear cool and mysterious when you're really just shy and socially awkward
this is not meant as an insult!
this is not meant as an insult!
"omg anna is so cool!"
"well actually she's just socially awkward, she totally fits the kleinian theory"
"well actually she's just socially awkward, she totally fits the kleinian theory"
by raeuberstochter April 28, 2022
Get the kleinian theorymug. by NYCDEMONDIVA July 22, 2022
Get the Austin Theorymug.