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Sea Tard

A boat operator who is clueless to the rules on safe boating. An inebriated boat captain who puts his crew and boaters around him in peril.
Look at that Sea Tard. He's going to swamp those kayakers.
by Blumpkin'd January 13, 2021
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e-tard

When someone is being a retard over the internet.
Gamer 1: accidentally kills teammate Gamer 2
Gamer 2: YOU FUCKING E-TARD
Gamer 1:
by Nitch bass igga May 3, 2020
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Star-tard

A person who believes in astrology.
Kevin: so what happened with you and that girl Emma?
Steve: She was pretty hot, but I had to ghost her after she wouldn’t stop talking about astrology on our date; she was a total star-tard.
by Star-yard hater69 November 23, 2021
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Punt-tard

A Puntard is a gambler who thinks he knows how to gamble/punt but couldn't pick a winner if it was a booger in his nose.
"Hey guys, throw a hundred on this horse, there's no way it can lose"

"Shut up you Punt-tard, it was the only horse in the race and still managed to lose"
by Bizza mcbizbiz April 19, 2023
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Esh-tard

A cross between an eshay and a retard. A person that thinks they are cool, hip, popular however in everyone else’s opinion they are retarded.
Haha…. Look at that esh-tard!
by Krythm81 April 9, 2024
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Fuck tard

A person that thinks they’re smart but gets proven wrong
Wow man you see that fuck tard over there
by BIGPAPA JR October 26, 2019
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Bone Tard

Something Amanda yells when she gets mad at her computer.
"Stupid Computer! You're a Bone Tard!"
by SSSkylar October 9, 2008
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