Short Shake

A short shake is a type of handshake where one of the people involved grips the other persons fingers, preventing a proper handshake. The short shaker is seen as less of a man, and more often than not exhibits such traits as cold, sweaty, or clammy hands that resemble the touch and texture of a dead limp fish.

Joe: Dude, the new guy just short shaked me!
John: Yeah, he did that to me today too.
Joe: What a pussy!

by BRAHZILLA January 23, 2012

shower shake

When you jerk off in the shower.

We're out of shampoo, this is going to be a rough shower shake.

by Jacky Dartz May 15, 2017

The False Shake

When you think you've finished peeing and you go to shake and then an extra burst of pee comes out.

"What took you so long"

"Sorry man I had to clean the floor I had 'The False Shake'"

by Rightwingliberal November 21, 2021

spam shake

spam shake is for video star premium users equey shade and isayuh run spam shake.

spam shake is the best editing style

by vsshade November 20, 2023

Hows it shaking

How to ask a guy how his masturbation went

Hey man I heard you met a hot girl, hows it shaking

by buttneck April 13, 2017

naked worm shake

Term used instead of sex.

Wanna get busy doing the ‘naked worm shake?’

by Sea siren October 12, 2018

rasberry shake

when a person eats out a women while she is on her period and collects the blood in his mouth, and a female gives a blowjob and collects the jizz in her mouth and the two make out mixing the blood and the jizz creating the rasberry shake.

me and my girl made a rasberry shake last night, dont ever do it.

by Candylander$on April 21, 2009