Paper

The thing you write with.
Man do you have paper to write with.
by WaltonH May 5, 2022
mugGet the Papermug.

Toilet Paper

Post-apoclyptic currency.
"Every grocery store in my state has out of toilet paper since the coronavirus outbreak! It is a rare and scarce substance now!"
by thedud3withaphone March 18, 2020
mugGet the Toilet Papermug.

Toilet Paper

Paper designed for wiping your ass but will most likely no longer exist once the coronavirus is gone.
Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"

Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."
by bL0BbY BiTcH March 24, 2020
mugGet the Toilet Papermug.

papers

as in: can i see your papers, please!

a driver license or other form of identification. not being very worldly, travel wise, i ASSUME there are borders where they STILL say this! it's certainly common in the old movies, 'agents' ETERNALLY asking to see someone's papers!
the question man pulled me over for whatever reason, asking to see my papers!
the border guard asked to see jim's papers!
i had to hand over my papers to the trooper!
by michael foolsley September 17, 2022
mugGet the papersmug.

loo paper

Person on loo: I need more loo paper.
by Censored July 14, 2008
mugGet the loo papermug.

pimp paper

Cash, money made from your hustle
The Earring Man was strutting around town spending that pimp paper!
by CubanDonk February 20, 2015
mugGet the pimp papermug.

Share this definition