by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021
Get the Texas Jump Joshmug. When you stimulate all sides of the vagina using four fingers in opposite directions in a rotating motion
Him: Stacy why are you walking so funny?
Her: My boyfriend surprised me for my birthday and gave me the double texas tornado, my vag felt like it was in a blender!
Her: My boyfriend surprised me for my birthday and gave me the double texas tornado, my vag felt like it was in a blender!
by Pussy Punch February 1, 2021
Get the double texas tornadomug. While having vaginal intercourse the female defecates on the males testicles while his testicles slaps her butthole back and forth.
by H3rmanmunsta September 2, 2017
Get the The Texas Mud flap.mug. A slang term for a female whose vaginal muscles are loose enough to allow for the insertion of entire hand. Normally used as a derogatory term implying promiscuity.
by Montanak121 September 3, 2013
Get the Texas Hand Warmermug. A gal in Texas that is always around mud or mud parks and no matter what 9 times outta 10 she manages to bang the person with the nicest mud toys or biggest lift on there toys. Always moves from one to another by the occasion.
Me and my boys were and the pud park last weekend and we ran train on that ol Texas mud cat that was there.
by txcrazy June 2, 2016
Get the texas mud catmug. A bunch of rednecks trying to be redneck by drinking keystone when in reality they should be drinking Michelob ultra.
“Let’s go ride lawnmowers”
Responds-“HELL YEAh”
Grand saline texas means a whole bunch of Fakes and a bunch of bs
Responds-“HELL YEAh”
Grand saline texas means a whole bunch of Fakes and a bunch of bs
by Grand saline texas January 17, 2020
Get the Grand saline texasmug. The act of squatting over a stove and taking a shit in a fryinging pan afterwards whip out the penis and masturbate over the sizzling slop and jiss on top of the shit and eating it to cause pleasure
by Mike Okinyou June 27, 2011
Get the Texas Club Sandwichmug.