DRUG-TARD

A person, whom after years of drug use has destroyed (or retarded) their ability to function. A drug-tard is often found unable to care for themselves or abide by common, simple ideas, like don't walk in traffic or crap on the sidewalk. They are an extremely dependent portion of society.

He's not much of a threat he's just a drug-tard.

by porcinigirl August 5, 2018

Tard

(Short for retard) What your mom says to your little brother when he is trying to hide something he was doing.

(Starts video games, But mom comes down)
What are you doing you tard?!

by silentgreenninja May 20, 2020

fuck tard

A real dumb ass that does retarded shit.

Why did you buy a pet rock, you fuck tard!?!

by dynes May 4, 2016

Tard on

Wore slick out

I worked a double shift today and I have a Tard on longer than a houseboat .

by anonymous March 5, 2021

ho-tard

A faggot named cartman

cartman your a ho-tard

by XrioX August 17, 2003

finsta tards

the most amazing instagram on the whole site. they make everything better and if your not following finsta.tards idk what your thinking

have you seen the #lit post finsta tards posted?
finsta tards is #betterthanyou

by a saucer in a near by boat 🚣‍♀️ April 23, 2018

Corn-tard

An individual who relies on corn for primary vegetable intake. More often these individuals are obese Caucasians, reining from the Midwest, who prefer shopping at Wal-Mart while wearing crocs, or toe exposing sandles.

Expand your diet, you're turning into an American corn-tard.

by Cornsonthehouse June 27, 2025