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Touch Grass

Used to tell someone to get off their ass; telling them to go outside. Used especially on the internet, implying that the person is spending excessive time on screens.
Man1: I have 2,000 Hours on Minecraft!

Man2: Touch grass dumbass
by Obviously Mr. Webster July 8, 2023
mugGet the Touch Grassmug.

touch grass

The term "touch grass" is a colloquial expression that has become popular on social media and in online communities. It generally means to go outside and spend time in nature or to take a break from the internet or other indoor activities.

The phrase "touch grass" has gained popularity in the context of online discourse, particularly in gaming and meme communities, where it is often used as a playful admonishment to people who spend too much time in front of screens. It is also sometimes used as a way to encourage people to take a break from their devices and engage in physical activity or outdoor recreation.

Overall, the term "touch grass" is meant to convey the importance of getting outside, connecting with nature, and taking a break from the digital world.
Person A: "I've been playing video games for six hours straight, my eyes hurt."

Person B: "Dude, you need to touch grass. Go outside and get some fresh air."
by KylomaskGamer April 29, 2023
mugGet the touch grassmug.

touching tongue's with Olivia

A metaphor for an addiction with something, something that is ugly but easy, but you wont give it up, but you don't want people seeing you abusing it.
Oh my, hes touching tongue's with Olivia again.
So painful to watch, but he can't stop it
by paggywaggygumdrops February 6, 2023
mugGet the touching tongue's with Oliviamug.

im finna touch you

Might be taken as going to tickle you or as worse as im going to brutally molest rape allat you (your not safe)
Ultra alpha chad sigma cool dud: im finna touch you lil bro

Incel:😰
by ANUAffaan February 19, 2024
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Touch Grass

A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality
Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day

Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."
by GreenPlad April 19, 2022
mugGet the Touch Grassmug.

imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro

UMMMM... WTF WHY'D YOU SEARCH THIS???!!! (it means clapping someone in their balls or cheeks)
imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro

nah but seriously, stop it. get some help. you're weird for searching this.
by TheRedDinoSaur December 29, 2024
mugGet the imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bromug.

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