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by realhammerlongballo November 30, 2020

Texas Hammer

When you take your dick,slam it on your lovers face(or a frozen homeless man) and then slamming a fucking hammer ontop of it.

He used the texas hammer with his girlfriend,she had a concussion.

by Voinyws June 30, 2022

Halfway hammered

Halfway hammered - when you are getting hammered. Your unsure if you should drink more at this point. It depends on the situation and the people around you if you are going to drink more or just stay in halfway hammered pocket. You are sober know what your doing and drunk enough to enjoy it..

Man I'm halfway hammered right about now.

by Kompski June 14, 2018

surprise hammer

The act of being belligerently drunk at a location when someone else arrives and doesn't expect it

Steve surprise hammered us when we arrived at his house for a BBQ.

by FirestormJ September 7, 2019

Hammer it

Something done over & over again with zeal/thorough enjoyment, yeah could be the usual suspects like shagging a gal/guy, or just anything you hit (do) hard with a passion....

Today i’m gonna hammer Paolos Caustic Love, suck it up Neighbours....

That Bish from Bulletproof can come hammer the shit outta me anyday....

Lads night ahead...
gonna hammer it (the drink, the drugs, whatever)

by baglady2713 July 4, 2018

Mexican Hammer

Synonym for adjustable pliers such as those manufactured by Channel Lock.

Hey Dave, can you toss me the Mexican hammer?

by fuckdoggydog June 9, 2021

Reverse Hammer Style

When you proceed to slap yourself in the face with a plastic hammer to show that you want some abuse in a sexual way

Girl: mom why’s that older man looking at me?
Mother: oh it’s fine sweetie he just wants the reverse hammer style

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022