Steve

a dad probably beats your mother but is also extremely christian

"My dad beats my mom"

"oh his name must be steve"
"Yeah how did you know!"

by Go_away123456782537 December 8, 2022

Steve

Reads the Bible 24/7 but also probably beats your mother

"my dad beats my mom"
"Oh his name must be steve"
"It is! how did you know?!"

by Go_away123456782537 December 8, 2022

Maltese steve

A man /God walking amongst mere mortals ,has the thickest mane ,strong greasy Back Bush, a great after shave sales man ,who has the cock of a palomino horse .

Heybthats maltese steve ,I thought he was a myth ,look at that wedlock perm

by the beesting December 19, 2022

Steve Jobs

guy who unfortunately died of ligma. some people dont know who he is

Gary: Did you hear Steve Jobs died of ligma?
Kyle: who is steve jobs?
Gary: Kyle you idiot

by p48xqz December 23, 2022

Steve jobbie

Wanking someone off whilst cosplaying Steve Jobs. Bonus points for carrying an iPad and gagging them with an apple.

Your mom gave me a banging Steve jobbie last night

by Consideryourselfshanked December 30, 2022

steve

steve

steve

by mickeal jackson29176492 January 12, 2023

Steve & Jane

It’s the equivalent of Tarzan except instead of Tarzan swinging from the trees, Steve stands naked on the bed while Jane sets Indian style on the floor tugging on his dick doing the Tarzan yell.

I almost got decapitated by my ceiling fan trying to do a “Steve & Jane”.

by Knowledge Sponge July 1, 2023