Steve

Steve is a real great guy. Not necessarily as a lover, but he's a great friend. He's funny, he's loyal, and he's definitely smart. Smart as in intelligent and knowledgeable, and as in wise and pragmatic at the same time.

Everyone should have a "Steve" in their life

by Michael Ehrmantraut July 29, 2023

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs are sexual acts involving mobile electronics; more specifically, those with the capacity to vibrate while fitting properly inside orifices considered viable for sexual pleasure.

I'm about to go Steve Jobs on your asshole.

by Aaronymous Bosch January 1, 2017

Steve-O

oh yeah mr.krabs

are you feeling it now mr.krabs steve-o

by shrekfest January 10, 2017

Pull a Steve

Laughing at people when they have a problem or something got broke

My phones broken I'm gonna pull a Steve here Well that sucks doesn't it Becky

by Colossus8 December 2, 2010

Steve

Steve is really lovely and handsome. If you have a Steve in your life, you are blessed. Be very thankful for Steve. He's a real genius and he has a sense of humor. Everyone should have at least one Steve in their life.

Sascha: "Who is this?"
Rebecca: *It's Steve, he's just amazing"

by Beccijean92 November 21, 2021

dry steve

the name for a reverse wet willy. someone puts their finger in another persons ear and then sticks it in that persons mouth.

he gave me a dry steve that had me tasting ear wax for a week.

by nutwackingzebras February 14, 2025

The Steve Job

When you put an apple on a stick and insert it into a woman's vagina while she is in a doggystyle position. While the apple is marinating you grab your funnel and pour liquid caramel into her ass. Remove the funnel followed by the apple. Have the woman squat over the apple and dispense the caramel onto the apple. After the caramel settles you both enjoy a nice candle lit date over a caramel apple.

Cindy was a real freak, she let me give her "The Steve Job!"

by KyriePerving69 October 19, 2017