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Person 1: I'm Smart
Person 2: Dude you are the dumbest fucking human being alive, shut the hell up
by SpiritMage April 30, 2025
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If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas

Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?
A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV

85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV
(noun)

Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.

Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.

Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
He ate 85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV For dinner last night.
by not_espressoYT August 17, 2025
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r.u.a. smartassdickuser

1. somebody smart, abrasive, possibly confrontational, cowardly, or just fun loving, might be aggressive, but likes to play passively.

2. urban dictionary user
3. sometimes simply just a smartass
prefix : r.u.a. is used to express R>eal A>nnoyance of U>ntangable expression, REVEALENCE of USELESS AGRIVATION
Possibly a female who is RESOLVED UNWAVERING AVENGE smart, probable does have a sexy ass amongst other bangin hot assets and wants my dick so badly that I would inevidable be powerless to resist giving it to her if she so desires, but not for the purpose of using sex to get someone, seriously don't put me in a fucked up situation. When it's over between the most likely piece of shit cheating so called boyfriend, and their issues completely resolved are in no way involved. Then this BadAss sinfully sexually apealling lady may use use use my BadAss Crazy sexy body, and everypart of me in any and everyway. She is not the only one who likes to get dunked up, smokedup, and fucked up on everything mind altering thing under the sun, which is fun and fine and all, but not to be obsessively overdone. I think that enough for me it's been stimulating mentally to say the least, so for now i am done.
there is an r.u.a. smartassdickuser playing games, out there who would not be judged or talked to in any disrepectful manner all they have to do is talk to me face to face, I believe I'm pretty kindhearted and DO NOT JUDGE OTHERS, and if i do call me on it so I don't become hypocritical.
by OutCaKtIsLand July 13, 2019
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Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl

Aka better than Batery 💅
Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl: I am the Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl
by LPA DEFINES ALL June 21, 2021
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