When the sex is so bad you have no choice but to throw a hot Venti Starbucks coffee at your partners vagina
by Not_jewish21 February 10, 2019
Get the The Salty Paul Ruddmug. 
When a man or woman lets their pubic hair grow so far out that excretions absorb into it as they urinate.
John: "So you didn't finish her off?"
Bill: "Well I was going to, but her salty washcloth hit me straight in the nose. I just got dressed and left after that."
Bill: "Well I was going to, but her salty washcloth hit me straight in the nose. I just got dressed and left after that."
by ShinDiz May 9, 2025
Get the Salty Washclothmug. Me :)
Friend group: stef you are a very salty boi
Me: what makes you say that?
Friend group: you're screaming at the fact that you aren't edgy
Me: what makes you say that?
Friend group: you're screaming at the fact that you aren't edgy
by SaltyStef January 5, 2020
Get the Saltymug. Salty: Term invented by sociopaths, narcissists, psychopaths and borderlines to justify their abuse, and victim blame those who disagree with them. Middle finger to all the trolls who disagree:)
by JR1976 November 4, 2018
Get the SALTYmug. When a person Jack's off or ejaculates semen onto the salad and the so the called persons intimate partner eats the salad.
by Henry McDoniel March 4, 2024
Get the Salty saladmug. by J-ezzle April 21, 2018
Get the salty nachosmug.