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GH Syndrome

(n.) The feeling of X-TREME pain and discomfort accompanied by the discoloration of the knuckles and pinky caused by playing Guitar Hero II for over 5 hours straight.
Teacher: d00d, wtf happened to your hand lolz? It'z all malformed and Y3110|/\|!!!11!!one!

Billy's Friend: He's got MAJOR GH Syndrome.

Billy: I was trying to play Freebird on expert for like, 10 hours. Oh god... I can't feel my pinky >_<!
by Garrett Funk June 25, 2007
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Maartechen Syndrome

A rare medical condition that causes the patient to not have a reflection in mirrors. There is currently no explanation for this condition. It affects less than 0.01% of the population.
(regarding a goth) "She's such a loser. I bet she wishes she had Maartechen Syndrome."
by 2CleverUsername November 2, 2007
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werewolf syndrome

Common term for hypertrichosis, a condition characterized by excessive and widespread body hair. It is usually genetic in origin.
"That guy has hypertrichosis."
"Hyper-what?
"You know, werewolf syndrome."
by Erin Catherine May 30, 2008
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Chelos syndrome

When you go out to eat, and you order way more than you can actually eat.
James and Jem order an appetizer, and full meals. They're full once they finish their appetizer, and are to stuffed to even eat their meals. They have Chelos syndrome.

James: "I'm going to order chicken wings, potato skins, and the steak meal"

Jem: "you know you won't be able to finish that, you have chelos syndrome right now"
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Kirschner Syndrome

When an adult male has an unhealthy obsession with high school freshman girls
"Wow did you see Tom hitting on that 14 year old at Mikes party. He must have a serious case of Kirschner Syndrome
by Kirschner Syndrome April 11, 2015
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Asperger Syndrome

Here's a quick definition which ISN'T offensive. AHEM

Aka Asperger's Syndrome, this has nothing to do with anyone's burgers or asses, rather it is a neurological difference some people have where they exhibit signs of Autism like failure to respond to social cues like looking at a watch and tapping feet, etc. etc. However, they are usually high-functioning, so this means most with Asperger Syndrome seem like dorks but are probably Einstein (or Sherlock Holmes) when nobody is picking on them.
My friend has Asperger Syndrome. At first, everyone laughed at him, but they stopped when he scored 300 points higher than them on the standardized test.
by warrobotsalt February 2, 2019
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o'toole syndrome

When you cant handle a toolshed anymore, you get a massive migrain, pimples, and sweat a lot. Then you usually end up making 8 billion dollar school fund.
Your penis shrinks and a maximum of 2" long. You tend to lie alot and buy 2 cent dirt bikes.
O'Toole syndrome is when you cant handle a toolshed anymore, you get a massive migrain, pimples, and sweat a lot. Then you usually end up making 8 billion dollar school fund.
Your penis shrinks and a maximum of 2" long. You tend to lie alot and buy 2 cent dirt bikes.
by Long John Dildosmacker October 10, 2013
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