Conditional Hilarity Syndrome 

Where, if you hate someone, nothing they say will be funny to you, no matter how funny it actually is. Additionally, when you like someone, every little thing they say is funny no matter how stupid it actually is.

James- Hey guys look! (makes unfunny face)
Hilary- Hahaha! James you're so funny!

Hank- Man Hilary must really have Conditional Hilarity Syndrome because that was the least funny thing anyone has ever done on planet earth.

Conditional Hilarity Syndrome by Sleet October 5, 2009

Chronic Fan Syndrome 

People who obsessively become a fan of anything on Facebook that they see, regardless of whether they agree with it's title or if they know anything about the subject. Done consciously or not, these people may be fans of hundreds of items, people, phrases, and feelings.

*Gets on Facebook and sees feed*

Jasmine has become a fan of Bruce Lee, Not being in a coma, i hate winter!, looking in the fridge over and over again, and 23 other profiles.

Ben has become a fan of Stop joining so many facebook groups! and 14 other profiles.

*Astonished*
"Damn, all my friends have Chronic Fan Syndrome! Oooo, those profiles look nice..."

And the cycle continues.

Chronic Fan Syndrome by Uge1 February 5, 2010

Spare Nob Syndrome 

When a person is not included in a group conversation or activity. They are not talking to anyone and look lonely and sad. This puts people off of talking to them. Because of this, Spare Nob Syndrome(SNS) is very difficult to overcome.

To get rid of the Spare Nob aura surrounding your being, introduce yourself to new people of the group, and soon enough, you will become known to said group.

Spare Nob Syndrome can occur when you move school, when you get a new job, or when you have a new boyfriend/girlfriend who introduces you to their friends.

Person 1: Aww poor Gareth, nobody's speaking to him. He's looking all left out. ):

Person 2: Yeah, its a shame. He's standing there like the spare nob.

Person 3: True that. It must be really hard suffering from Spare Nob Syndrome.

Spare Nob Syndrome by Erratic Doorhandle April 29, 2010

Boneless Leg Syndrome 

The condition experienced by a female after extreme sex causing her legs to respond as if the have no bones or were made of jello. This usually requires being plastered motionless on whatever object or surface the deed was administered. This syndrome often includes a deep mindless gaze at an imaginary object 30 miles away. These symptoms have been known to last for days after exposure to the magic stick.

"Hey girl whats that bruise on your face? Did Jay pimp slap you for saying some stupid shit?" reply "No, he fucked the dog shit out of me last night and gave me Boneless Leg Syndrome. My stupid whore ass tried to stand up and busted my face on the dresser!"

Boneless Leg Syndrome by Electric Juston May 6, 2010

Pink Puff Syndrome

So named for the Dreaded Pink puff of Final Fantasy 4, which had a very small chance of dropping its tail when defeated.

Sufferers of pink puff syndrome are unable to stop repeating task regarded as a grind in the hopes that eventually they will be rewarded for their effort by the random number generator.

The player was 0/200 on the random monster drops, but his pink puff syndrome kept him trying.

Pink Puff Syndrome by Forgottenandlost May 8, 2010

hurried child syndrome 

A condition in which parents overschedule their children's lives, push them hard for academic success, and expect them to behave and react as miniature adults.

At 15 years old, Johnny doesn't have a good social life because he experienced hurried child syndrome.

hurried child syndrome by TheShealyWord November 23, 2010

genome solider syndrome 

1)The inability to see past two feet in front of you.

2)Ignoring objects that magically appear out of nowhere (ie Cardboard boxes).

My mom walked into a wall today, I think she has Genome Solider Syndrome

genome solider syndrome by soulhunter91 December 20, 2010