Salty steve

When a you masturbate until your glans is bleeding then have your lover take a diarrhea dump. You now dip your wounded soldier into the preferably watery pile of shit then roll it around in salt.
Susanna and Andre did a salty steve last night. They are so fucking gross.
by Possumfucker December 19, 2018
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Steve Lacy

My husban- uh, I mean, what? The definition of handsome, fine, beautiful, perfect, sexy, hot, gorgeous, pretty, and everything else in between. And he knows it. You ever seen him on interviews? The way he talks, he knows exactly what he’s doinggg 🥰❤️😍😩🥺😭😘
Cornelius “hey who’s Steve Lacy?”

Rabbitha “Cornelius, you dumb shit he’s the sexiest, finest, most handsome man on earth. Where are you, like, wake the fuck up.”
by PATTYSKINGDOM April 04, 2024
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Pulled a steve

The act of almost or completely falling back in your chair.
Larry: I noticed jim from accountant almost pulled a steve in the Faculty office.

Dave: They should really give the workers better chairs.
by WACKYJK33 December 29, 2023
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steve walk

A walk usually given by a father very likely if the father is named Steve.
I saw this guy doing a steve walk earlier from a mile away.
by Jobrojob July 17, 2018
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kubba steve

Damn, I just kubba steved this fitted.
by ONCUE June 25, 2004
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Obey Your Steve

v. This term is used to define those inferior of Ultimate Krump status. Steve (who researchers believe to be the divinity of the Krump Kingdom) is a word used to invoke fear into the opposing Krumpee.
"Man foo' dat krump is weak. Obey your steve!"
by MFP846 March 20, 2007
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Steve’s Theorem

“There is an inverse relationship between how much you care about the body of your car and how well you treat other people”
Man: Wow that Steve sure does take good care of his 1992 Mustang.

Other man: Yeah but he won’t let anyone touch it and everyone thinks he’s a dick. Classic example of Steve’s Theorem.
by the notorious swish May 23, 2020
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