Sloppy Miguel

You have to find a man named Miguel on the street to a spaghetti dinner. While he is in the bathroom you drop roofies in to his drink. When he passes out get him to your car. After kidnapping him you simply have to get him naked and grind on his soft dick while he is passed out. Meanwhile you shove the spaghetti down his throat with your fingers.

“Hey Spence, what did you do last night ?”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”

by Sloppy Miguel February 15, 2019

Hot and Sloppy

These 3 smalls words could go as anything. Adjective, verb, anything you want. For example....

1. I gave my homie a hot and sloppy
2. You hot and sloppy retarded piece of shit
3. Only the hottest and sloppiest hot and sloppys here
4. A hot dog and sloppy joe combined

by HotandSloppyMan February 19, 2019

Sloppy papi

When a guy pounds someone in the ass so hard it starts to bleed and the mans cock turns red and when he cums it’s a mix of blood, shit, and cum.

Oh yes papi, fuck me and give me a sloppy papi

by Uselessnamehere February 19, 2019

Sloppy Joe

When someone sucks dick while eating food at the same time.

Ex. Tim wanted Angela to give a sloppy joe.

by Purpleslushie September 23, 2018

Sloppy Snorkel

When a female sucks on your cock while your whole body is submerged in water besides your cock and nose. The cock is the snorkel.

John had to goto the hospital because Hailey gave him Sloppy Snorkel.

by Billy Bong May 16, 2018

Sloppy Goober

When you get a blowjob while watching spongbob

I was 12 when I got my first sloppy goober.

by Keegan09 May 20, 2018

the sloppy drip

The small area between your hand and your dick that lets cum drip down to your balls after you jerk off, making a sloppy drip.

After I jerked off, I couldn’t find my cum, then felt a crusty substance later under my balls. Must have been the sloppy drip.

by Headblade April 16, 2018