Sloppy Dallas

A sexual favor given by your girl involving her packing a fat lip and then proceeding to suck you off

"Hey Matt, you in the mood for a Sloppy Dallas?"
"Babe, I've told you this a million times, I don't want my dick to look like I just fucked a lawn mower bag."

by The Pillsbury Doughboy Laugh October 16, 2020

sloppy dallas

When your sister packs a fat lip and gives you a blowjob

Hey Cleetus, my sister made me a real nice sloppy dallas the other day.

by CHEEZ BEANOZ October 15, 2020

Sloppy Chili Dog

A sexual act in which someone is force fed beans and made to have a loose, bean filled bowel movement on the other party’s penis, resembling a chili dog. Once completed the chili maker will preform a blowjob, thus making a sloppy chili dog.

Dude, did you hear that Craig and his girlfriend are into sloppy chili dogs.

by ashtonkutcherfangirl69 June 13, 2022

Sloppy Dallas

You girlfriend/sister packs two fat lips with Copenhagen and gives you a vigorous blow job

“Hey can we try that sloppy Dallas thing you learned at a truck stop”

by Moistcumsandwich April 24, 2021

Vacay-sloppy

When your spouse gets drunk on vacation and comes back to give you superior head, to the normal head

Man, me and my girl went on vacation and she had one to many shots and I got vacay-sloppy!

by ChiefB1gz December 28, 2021

Sloppy dallas

when you get a blowjob from a chick that packed a fat lip of dip

guy 1 “hey dude this chick just gave me sloppy dallas”
guy 2 “eww dude that’s awesome”

by DipLipDaddy October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A blowjob while the female has a mouth full of dip

1st person: yo did have you tried a sloppy Dallas

2nd person:Yeah I got some at the party last night it was AWESOME!

by Kash the coochieman October 15, 2020