Clown Porn

Noun-Explicit materials involving the penetration of clowns.

Dude, I was watching some really hot clown porn.

by Bingo the clown. February 9, 2010

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virgin porn

something that i find hilarious. why? i have a few reasons
number one-virgins are bad in bed. its unrealistic, i dont want a girl who doesnt know what she is doing, i want a girl that can turn me inside out and REALLY make me happy
number 2-they arent virgins. its that simple. a good girl who never had sex before doesnt all of a sudden decide to be in a porno.
number 3-these girls know what they are doing most of the time. they know how to move their body, how to give blowjobs, everything. plain and simple, it aint real.

virgin porn is the lamest porn of them all. that being said, its still porn and is awesome.

by arch king November 5, 2005

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hair porn

when someone's hair is so sexy, that just looking at it, makes you feel like you're watching some hot, steamy film. (or makes you wish you were in a hot, steamy film with that person...and their hair)

-hey, have you seen those pictures of rob pattinson's hair on the internet?
-yea!! can you say HAIR PORN!?!?"

by Jazmania March 17, 2009

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Porn on the cob

After way too many people pirated porn on the internet, the porn industry came up with a new way to distribute filth without having to worry about piracy. After teaming up with America's farmers, Porn on the cob was born.

I'm kind of hungry and kind of horny. I could really go for some porn on the cob

by Airgaf January 12, 2008

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