making the bacon

The utimate phrase of complete comtrol over another person or thing.Also could mean pwning or working another person.

Dave was "making the bacon" today when he beat down 4 fags. Joe "made the bacon" when he scored 3 touchdown. Ian made the bacon when pounded the shit out of rachel in the bed. Jesse made some bacon when hitting jon with a laptop.

by Joe patma crouch October 23, 2007

invisible bacon

An undcover cop that's out to get white people that are out buying $30 a G.

Hey man some invisible bacon confiscated my weed. It's okay though, it was my dad's money.

by Hfjdnjx September 18, 2016

Bacon wrap

1. A bacon flavored condom. With extra sour cream.

2. Moonshine loves being wrapped in bacon!

3. When the police place you in handcuffs.

1. Hey honey can you grab some bacon wraps from the store for tonight?

2. I'm moonshine duhh! Farm chickens!!!

3. Man I hate you pigs don't slap those bacon wraps on me!

by GuardianAngelMoonshine January 23, 2019

Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon

The tendency some books on Judaism have to connect every damn thing to Jews at some point. Because, you know, Jews aren't blamed for everything enough as it is.

Jewish cookbook: "Jews have been making slow-cooked Sabbath cholent for years in order to fulfill the commandments of the day. In the Netherlands, they cooked white beans, goose fat, and honey together and ate it on the Sabbath. When the Pilgrims came to the Netherlands, they adopted the recipe, since they followed the same Sabbath laws, only on Sundays. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they had no geese for fat, so they used pork fat. And they had no honey, so they used molasses. And thus, Boston baked beans were born."
Me: "This cookbook is playing a mean game of Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon."

by igm30001 January 25, 2017

Bacon egg n cheese

Say Bacon egg n cheese really fast. Congrats you sound weird

BACON EGG N CHEESE, BACON EGG N CHEESE

by BACON-EGG-N-CHEESE February 25, 2023

Bacon Neck

An alternative term for when a man abruptly places or slaps his penis upon the frontal neck area of a person to utilize the space between the chin and neck for purposes of orgasm.

We bacon necked so hard last night.

by Jenation February 3, 2024

Baconator

When a young lady has sexual relations "doggy style" with a far guy and his belly rubs against her tramp stamp creating a porky smell

That girl loves baconators

by Cultleader333 December 4, 2023