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Point To My Fans

Raising both arms and pointing with your index finger on both hands. Both from the right, and then to the left toward the nose bleed section.

This is done immediately after phonetically doing the Sports Center theme music. (e.g. "Duh Nuh Nah, Duh Nuh Nah!")

Although this has been done by sports figures in the past, it was popularized by Hunter Klein aka "Kleinage".

If you ever see someone "point to their fans", punch them in the face for being a faggot. They don't have fans. Only Kleinage has fans.
You'd think I was Vince Carter at the 2001 Dunk Competition the way I point to my fans.
by Kleinage March 15, 2011
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J. Cole fan

Far superior to Kendrick Lamar fans. Unlike Lamar fans, J Cole fans are a lot more humble. (ha!) and they can accept some criticism of him and can even point out when he comes with a weak verse or wack line, unlike Kendrick fans who berate anybody who has even the smallest criticism of him.
1.
Random person: Yo I think KOD was a trash album Kendrick's damn was way better.
J. Cole fan: It wasn't trash, but it was a bit disappointing. Definitely not his best work.

2.
J Cole fan: J Cole is my favorite rapper of today, but his fart/shit lines are corny af, what was he thinking saying those lines?
J Cole fan2: I know right? Oh well...at least his other great lyrics make up for that.

3.
Random person: I don't really like Kendrick Lamar all that much. I respect his talent, but he isn't the best.
Kendrick Lamar fan: Fuck you! You're just another ignorant retard who knows nothing about hip hop or black culture! Go listen to eminem fuckboy!

4.
Random person: I think J Cole is a bit better than Kendrick
Kendrick fan: Whaaaaat? How can someone even think something like that? I wish I could meet your parents so I could ask them where they failed with you. I feel bad for them for having such an idiot for a kid, Kendrick is the best rapper of all time and is perfect in every way you fucking cac!
by Icy Wyte June 30, 2022
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give me a fan

Yah bro she was gonna give me a fan last night.
by Need for speed weed July 5, 2017
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vatican fan mail

Slang:

The act of defecation.

Directly synonymous to;

To dump a turd.

To Pinch a Deuce.

Used Reflexively with: Vatican Postage Stamps.
Example 1:
I am not sure if what I ate earlier is disagreeing with me or not but after that last fart I think I need to send some Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 2:
If your going to the John make sure there is plenty of Vatican Postage Stamps in there before you deliver Vatican Fan Mail.
by Fractious1 November 28, 2017
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crap hits the fan

When your life circumstances were good, and then they just imploded, exploded, and eviscerated right in front of you. Leaving you not two steps up, minus one. Rather, when the crap hits the fan, you are stepless, and have to learn how to crawl. Once again.
Wow, the crap hits the fan when you can't pay your rent.
by Tamscot June 5, 2016
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German Fan Shower

German Fan Shower; When the dominant male stands behind a generic fan, which is blowing at it's highest settings. The female is kneeing down in front of the fan as the male jizzes straight into the fan blades, showering the females face and seeps into her scalp.
Dominant Male "Hey baby!, wanna do German Fan Shower tonight?".

Female " Yeah baby!, get me moist right in the face!".
by KinkyFuck August 28, 2016
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Brenton's Fan Club

A ripper of a club for none other than the amazing programmer, and lecturer, Brenton Schulz.
Brenton Fan #1: Have you seen Brenton's handy dandy "Apocalypse Mug"?

Brenton Fan #2: Yeah I have! It looks the same as ones people have in jail and wack on the jail bars in movies.

Brenton Fan #1: Let's meme about this, and other shit in the Brenton's Fan Club!

Brenton Fan #2: Fuck yeah!
by ItzYaBoi6969 March 27, 2020
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