National be a bitch day

On national bitch day you have a pass to be a absolute bitch to anyone you see their are no exceptions girls can be a bitch too

National be a bitch day is the best because I get to be a bitch to anyone I want

by JaskoDoubleCool October 16, 2019

National Crackhead Day

September 4th; National Crackhead Day is a day where all the crackheads are in charge. School work should be kept to a minimum and the classrooms and lunch room should be chaos due to the crackheads. If you are getting in trouble for being a crackhead, tell them it’s against the law and go home.

Crackhead: sksksksk and i oop sksksk i dropped my hydroflasksksksksksksksk

Teacher: sksksk go to the principals office.

Crackhead: and i oop

(National Crackhead Day is a day where crackheads unite for mass chaos)

by sksksksk42069 August 17, 2019

National Rape Day

This isn't real, and if you think this shit is funny then fuck off because you're the damn problem. To all the horny men out there that think rape is funny, i hope you learn your lesson real fast because thinking rape is fun and funny is so disrespectful!

Guy- "It's national rape day today, we might see someone get raped"
Another person- "And you're excited for that? What the hell is wrong with you?!"

by kitsune15 April 15, 2021

National Dick Day

As a bunch of people know, national grab ass day is April 11th. Boys and girls will grab other gender or same of asses. Another day is Dick day, where girls grab men’s dick out of nowhere and walk away. This gets men turned on, for dick day, and taken or not. DO IT!

“Hey (someone’s name) go grab his dick, it’s National Dick Day!”

by Olive12 May 24, 2018

National Cow Day

A day to appreciate cows of all kinds ❤️🐄

Hey did you know it's national cow day???

by CowsRUs February 19, 2020

Hockey Puck Nationalism

A flavour of civic nationalism that Canadian & American globalist sell to the ethnic, religious, and gender fluid mosaic of tax payers known as Canadian citizens.

“You Brits get sold Bulldog nationism eh? O ya we leafs get something similar “hockey puck nationalism” don’t ya know”

“You heard? Next olympics is in Beijing eh, perfect symbolism. Hockey Puck Nationalism: Design in an American corporate office, Made in China. Like all the medical equipment we needed during the rona virus.”

by North Americana Britiania March 22, 2020

National Wrestling Alliance

Will become one of the best wrestling promotions again.

The National Wrestling Alliance has had some of the best matches

by CandyBarMan September 13, 2021