noah

noah’s a boy you can never get over.
even though you’ve never met him , he will always be in your heart and you will always want to be his even though they are billions of guys on earth.

have you met your noah?
i have!!! ( but weird situation )

by ch4hira April 9, 2023

noah wosner

a jewish teen guy with killer pick up lines , 4 meter long dick, and a hot mom.Also tall af with the height of lebron james

girl: look its noah wosner im dying
girl's friend: how do you like him he spreads do many rumours

by liveglassesverb April 10, 2023

Noahs nigs bigs

Noah's Nig's Big's is a a great retarded baseball player.

oh wow that retard is a Noah's Nig's Big's!

woah that guys hitten a "Noahs nigs bigs"

by Darealniggas April 18, 2023

Noah

The Worst Opening in chess

I USED THE NOAH OPENING AND IT SUCKED

by noahistheworstchessopening April 25, 2023

noah lynch

fat basterd

big red is noah lynch

by BallSackDan May 7, 2023

Noah

an absolute bro
he gets infinite bitches and has such W rizz its insane. He has great hair, a killer personality, and probably plays soccer. He might seem like a fuck-boy, but if you get lucky enough to date a Noah you'll come to find that he's really sweet and romantic ((and also probably a bisexual so you should totally shoot your shot with him no matter you're gender)). Noah is a great friend and will tell you all of his secrets, but he has a short temper. Remember to check in on Noah from time-to-time because he's going through a lot rn. Also not every Noah is white, pls guys stop assuming !!

person

: Omg hi!! You look super cool, I love your style. Whats yr name?

A cool guy: My names Noah :)

person: Omg yr so hot Noah I love you

by a_cool_dude May 14, 2023

Noah Moment

A Noah Moment is when a "Noah" is just dumb. He sometimes just isn't the smartest tool in the shed.

"Noah's having another 'Noah Moment'"

by Failure Alert November 20, 2023