plastic news

Poorly constructed or cheaply manufactured fake or un important news that is released quickly with intent to distract.

D.P.

Did you see the big news story that just came out? Yep more plastic news to distract us from the important stories.

by Imalevolent February 21, 2019

NEW York

A place where there is no “south” and “north” just uptown and downtown.

It’s either the city or upstate.
Manhattan is not the only part of the city.
Not everyone wears timbs.

Where “mad” is used to describe shit.

Every female is either “ma, shawty, a jawn, mami, or mamacita”.

If you don’t say “deadass, pause, valid, or mad” in every sentence you not valid.

- shawty mad fire, she deadass a jawn.

- yo imma shoot this right in yo face pause

- yo this blunt is mad valid nigga
-new York is wild lit dawg

by Ya dig huh? March 10, 2019

new hair

new hair makes you a daddy pitatti

i see you got some new hair

by brayden anderson March 17, 2019

New Zealand

A country near the pacific islands which is the 2nd least corrupt government, we actually have fresh air and no wild predators (must be strange for Australians), almost everywhere you go is scenic plus we are known for our friendliness. New Zealand is a wonderful place and I know it’s annoying that you might have to go near or over the hell hole they call Australia but NZ is worth it.

Person 1 - Where should I go for my holiday?

Person 2 - New Zealand, Obviously

by Charlotte 432 January 8, 2019

New Orleans

Them gotta know how to swim cause when it rains it floods

Hey tom lets go to new orleans

Tom: hell no nigga i cant swim

by Tom from state farm June 21, 2018

Fake News

When you know a story or point is correct, but admitting so would harm your image. See also no u

Person 1: Hey, I heard you puked at that party the other day.

Person 2: Fake news.

by JamPock July 10, 2018

New pork

Whenever around mixed company and wanting to talk about human meat used the code word new pork

How does this sound over a bed of garlic mashed potatoes a braised roulade of new pork stuffed with locally grown spinach and a mushroom duxelle topped with a port wine demi-glace garnished with Bing cherry

by The Golden Cheetah August 16, 2018