Andrea (male)

He likes to kiss men and little boys

Did you hear that thing about Andrea (male), yeah, he likes to kiss men and little boys at school

by Marilyn_ November 21, 2023

Andrea (male)

He likes to kiss and make out with black men and boys

Girl 1- Did you hear about what Andrea (male) did?
Girl 2- No? What happened?
Girl 1- He kissed a man at the state fair!
Girl 2- *sighs* always knew that nigga was gay

by Marilyn_ November 21, 2023

Male Monologue

Male Monologue is when a high IQ schizophrenic autistic guy talks to himself. It is usually followed by evil laughter when his retarded ranting is accompanied by coherent but politically incorrect sentences.

Male Monologuist: "Women do not belong in the kitchen because you cannot do the laundry without leaving the kitchen. Nietzsche talked about this."

Random person: "???"

Male Monologuist: "Life is like a box of chocolates. —Jeffrey Dahmer (probably)."

Random person: "????!!!"

Male Monologuist: "Mein Fuhreeer! Where Art Thou! How can you abandon me among the pinocchios?"

Random Person: "what is this crazy schizophrenic, autistic, antisemitic, misogynistic guy saying? Is this what we call a Male Monologue?"

Random Person's girlfriend: "gosh he's such a sexy high-IQ misogynist. I want him to force me to do the laundry."

Male Monologuist: "Thine heart art... fuck I hate speaking in Shakesperean English. (leaves room because no breathing the same air before marriage).

by Monologuist November 26, 2023

Male Ladybug

A person who gets put in a certain group because of social standards but in reality is something completely unique.

Person 1: LOL, your asian so you must be smart
Person 2: I'm actually pretty stupid, guess you could say I'm a Male Ladybug.

by tiltedandwicked November 28, 2023

Alpha male

A submissive and breedable femboy, who typically spends most of their time in their room, and tend to use the “🗿” emoji

Yeah, I’m an alpha male🗿 (pls fuck me daddy 👉👈)

by Manwithaplan07 December 3, 2023

Psi Male

A man who will only fuck chubby bitches no matter what is handed to him.

Leo is such a Psi Male. Only fucks fat bitches.

by funnymanbro December 4, 2023

sigma male

genetic disorder

"skibidi ohio rizz sigma male skibidi toilet!"
"kill yourself"

by Little Josh from Nebraska December 7, 2023