Saint lukes, or what is more commonly referred to as “saint pukes”, is a wanky, pretentious, religiously dogmatic private institution on Sydney’s northern beaches. The austere nature of the homophobic, conservative and racist teachers perfectly aligns with the repulsive personalities of the uptight students who attend; who’s inability to the shut the absolute fuck up about how good they are, leaves them friendless beyond the bounds of this institution (prison). Despite being financially aided by the government, like every other unfairly funded private establishment, the school still somehow manages to bare resemblance to Satan’s fiery rectum. The ineffectual swine that decided on its location, quite obviously managed to wag every Geography lesson on topography, as this hideous shithole sits on Mount Everest. In the earlier decades of its creation, the NSW police were forced to build a station on a nearby street due to the sheer number of students that reported being molested by the countless nuns that guard the campus. Rumour has it, if you sniff hard enough you can smell the lingering aroma of jan robinsons perfume, however caution is required, as PTSD attacks have been triggered by this in the past.
Person 1: who’s that insufferable wanker over there with the obnoxious personality reading the bible??
Person 2: yeah that’s a saint lukes student
Person 2: yeah that’s a saint lukes student
by Purpledino:) January 23, 2021
Get the Saint lukesmug. Luke is a popular and funny guy, everyone wants to be his friend and every girl has a crush on him. He had like 8273737363 girlfriends before but he never cheated. He is tall, has the prettiest eyes and can be really sweet. But he also gets really annoyed when you’re always in a bad mood or pissed because of nothing, then he will just ignore you. Because he’s a really happy person and won’t get pissed just because you’re in a bad mood for no reason. But he’s also a good listener when you really have a problem, he understands and tries to help you in every way. He’s very caring and gets jealous fast. If you know a Luke, don’t lose him! He’s a keeper and you won’t find a boy like him so fast <3
by defentlynotdeliaa January 23, 2022
Get the Lukemug. Usually an asshole who will be short Tempered and will annoy you and think he is funny you will hate all Lukes
by The_Turtle_Master December 3, 2019
Get the Lukemug. February 28th is a day that will live in infamy. This is the day that the impossible became possible. David killed Goliath. Man touched moon. Lebron came back from down 3-1. Luke Anthony Costa, son of Melissa Lacina Costa and Jason Costa, brother to Owen and Faith Costa, cousin to Scarlett, Colton, and Jackson Vloyanetes, cousin to Nick and Samie Costa, nephew to Stella Tsin Costa, kissed Riley from Communications High School, Lincroft NJ. This date is to be celebrated annually by going to a diner and ordering a piece of cake. Happy Birthday must be sung to Luke Costa.
"Yo are you doing anything tomorrow? It's the last day of February!"
"Nah man, I gotta celebrate Luke Costa Day!"
"Oh bet, let's go to the diner and get some cake!"
"Nah man, I gotta celebrate Luke Costa Day!"
"Oh bet, let's go to the diner and get some cake!"
by Riley.Communications March 4, 2025
Get the Luke Costa Daymug. look at luke he a leprechaun
by elijah tec April 21, 2022
Get the lukemug. A big faggot, loves cock in his ass and has a secret crush on one of his best mates. He is so caring, but his ugly looks ruin it for him. Usually an Irish name(fuck the ira) and he stinks of cat piss
Luke is a lovely boy but is a rank cunt also, he has a strong passion for men and loves it hard n slow
by Lukeloveslaura January 9, 2019
Get the Lukemug. An Aiden-Luke, is a fusion of beauty and self-care, he meticulously curates a physique that borders on sculpted perfection, showcasing a profound awareness of his own physical allure. His reflective gaze mirrors the confidence that comes from knowing the impact of his visual presence.
An Aiden-Luke possesses a captivating aura, effortlessly drawing others into his orbit. Whether through a charming smile or a magnetic gaze, he weaves an irresistible spell, leaving those around him longing for more, establishing an almost addictive connection to his company.
In the realm of intimacy, an Aiden-Luke seamlessly blends passion with skill. His encounters are marked by a potent cocktail of desire and sensuality, creating an unforgettable experience that lingers in the memory.
Yet, within this captivating exterior lies a nonchalant spirit. An Aiden-Luke navigates social dynamics with an air of detached ease, unafraid to step back from you or connections if the mood strikes him.
Don’t fall into an Aiden-Luke’s spell of charisma and desire.
An Aiden-Luke possesses a captivating aura, effortlessly drawing others into his orbit. Whether through a charming smile or a magnetic gaze, he weaves an irresistible spell, leaving those around him longing for more, establishing an almost addictive connection to his company.
In the realm of intimacy, an Aiden-Luke seamlessly blends passion with skill. His encounters are marked by a potent cocktail of desire and sensuality, creating an unforgettable experience that lingers in the memory.
Yet, within this captivating exterior lies a nonchalant spirit. An Aiden-Luke navigates social dynamics with an air of detached ease, unafraid to step back from you or connections if the mood strikes him.
Don’t fall into an Aiden-Luke’s spell of charisma and desire.
Aiden-Luke is a beautiful man.
by Blonde-Boy February 14, 2024
Get the Aiden-Lukemug.