obsessive lord of the rings disorder

When you can't stop purchasing lord of the rings books.

In a bookshop, "Hi, can I have a newspaper please.....oh and can I just check what versions of lord of the rings books you have please?"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"

by Dazzapkb January 28, 2022

Scrum lords

A group of top notch gentlemen who have a higher level playing field and sarcasm than the typical crew. Men with wisdom and a past that is all together the epitome of “scrum”, but only those in the group know the truth and love that is shared.

- Obi Ones older brothers group or friends who use the force to pull chicks

Scrum Lords that was fuckin sick last night we deserved to scrum it up. Let’s never talk about it again

by Darth Yeeted January 29, 2022

Bot Lord

A real person posting under a pseudonym who is being paid to make posts in a specific area or on a specific topic.

@jeremy or @jeremy Smith posts on YT "Brandon is the greatest pres ever and higher interest rates are a good thing." "@jeremy is a bot lord."

by anonymous January 30, 2022

Lorde's Onion Rings Account

In 2017, Lorde's secret onion ring account on Instagram (OnionRingsWorldwide) - where she rated onion rings she tried - was exposed. She confirmed it was her on The Tonight Show.

Person 1: "Do you remember Lorde's Onion Rings Account?"
Person 2: *shudders* "That's when we turned to the dark timeline."

by girlfrontbyloona January 31, 2022

Lord Tippet

will kick you out even though you're the best detective.

Lord Tippet horneeeeeee

by quartz89 February 6, 2022

yass lord

mash up of swag lord and yass queen
(gender neutral)

woah! what a yass lord! slayyyyyy!

by swaglordslayyyyy April 4, 2022

Lord Abid

The Supreme Lord of all humans on planet Earth. He was cast into space by the dictators of his home world due to his incredible powers. He created the human race as it is today, because before Abid, humans had very short lifespans and could only reproduce with the all-powerful Abeyds. When Abid crash-landed on Earth, he destroyed almost all of its existing life. This is why he vowed to guide the human race for all eternity.

We worship Lord Abid. Because if we don't, we might die...

by Encoh April 5, 2022