ACCEPT DAVID AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. NOT DOING SO WILL CAUSE A GIANT COCK TO EMERGE OUT OF YOUR SHIT FILLED BODY. YOUR EXISTENCE IS FUTILE OTHERWISE, ACCEPT DAVID ZHU AS YOUR GOD AND LET HIM SINK INTO YOUR OTHERWISE CANCER FILLED HEART.
Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.
Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.
one day David our Lord fought off hordes of one eyed pirate turtles and their rocket wheelchairs using only his bare fists, a allen key and a bag of walnuts. The hordes of pirate turtles were overwhelmed by our lords mighty power and they now bow down to him as their god.
John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?
John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?
by lolitsmejebafdsusdfa February 17, 2014
It’s when something is so amazing it’s a GOD but so much better that it can be the lord,but it can’t just be the lord it’s the lord of god
by Lordy Jesus November 05, 2017
A rapper from SoundCloud who is usually raps like ski mask the slump god,his top sound is LET IT GXBut he is very friendly and calm when you talk to him in person,he’s really funny but sometimes he’s very depressed and doesn’t wanna talk to anyone,his inspiration is scarlxrd$kee lord is also really nice
by The realization December 05, 2018
A term used to define the best Black Desert Online player ever. Those who have achieved the pinnacle of maximizing their gear to TET and beyond can achieve such a title. It is generally every players' wish to become an Ayoda, let alone "Lord Ayoda." Those who have persisted through the trails of random number generating failure, destroying their accessories, and retrying numerous times can achieve the title of Lord Ayoda.
Noob: Hi I'm new. What can i do?
Veteran Player: Fool, aspire to become Lord Ayoda. PEN gear or gtfo!
Veteran Player: Fool, aspire to become Lord Ayoda. PEN gear or gtfo!
by BigAsianBoi57 March 21, 2018
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by Yagirl21 November 10, 2019
Person 1: Man I don't know if I can do this anymore. I wanna give up.
Person 2: Aye big dawg keep your head up. Lord Kno is always watching and guiding you to success. Don't give up and put faith in the man above and yourself!
Person 2: Aye big dawg keep your head up. Lord Kno is always watching and guiding you to success. Don't give up and put faith in the man above and yourself!
by lordknosdisciple1 November 30, 2022