joke

your life

person 1: want to hear a joke

person 2: what

perosn 1 : Your life

by hi im gay 3 June 27, 2018

joke smoke

A "joke smoke" is that of a cigarette which is prepared for someone whom is a known bum. Loaded with horse hair/ match heads/ gun powder... it is prepared to teach a valuable lesson to the receiver.
joke joke smoke cigarette bum pest grub prank

Example;
I gave that bludger a "joke smoke" now he is missing half his face. HAHA

by Banjo84 June 3, 2016

joked

when you jerk off and the skin comes off your penis

my girlfriend joked me so hard my skin fell of my penis and now i’m in the hospital

by joked123 January 25, 2025

bisexual joke

When a bisexual person makes a sexual joke towards a same sex person

Olivia: I don't like Ashley's bisexual joke.
Ashley: It was literally just a sexual joke.
Olivia: Yeah, but you are bisexual and we are both girls.
Ashley: -_-

by TheGrumpyOctopuss September 7, 2021

popsicle joke

Lame jokes taken off of the good humor Popsicle sticks

That sounds like a Popsicle joke

by johnSnow November 4, 2014

rejecting inside jokes and names of non-celebrities

What Urban Dictionary claims to do, but really if you just search a name you find a bunch of praise for friends and partners.

Urban Dictionary: "Don't name your friends. We'll be rejecting inside jokes and names of non-celebrities."
Me: "But didn't I just see a bunch of non celebrity naming?"

by ropoopy May 22, 2022

Wade joke

A joke that's kind of funny but when you laugh at it you feel like you let yourself and everyone else down

"That was a total Wade joke"

by ILoveKetchup402 January 15, 2025