Jake Gyllenhaal

An inspirational actor. Usualy stars as the misfit teenager who no one understands. He comes from a very talented family. His dad, Stephen Gyllenhaal was a director, his mom made screenplays, and his sister is also an actor. His first film role was in City Slickers with Billy Crystal. And he had his first driving lesson from Paul Newman.

Jake Gyllenhaal co-starred in the good girl with jennifer anniston, and brokeback mountian with heath ledger; and starred in donnie darko, Bubble Boy, and Jarhead (just to name a few). I highly suggest you go watch some of those movies to see what im talking about.

ITS PRONOUNCED JAKE JILL-EN-HALL BITCH!

go watch brokeback mountian with jake gyllenhaal in it

jake gyllenhaal fans call themselves "gyllenhaalics"

by Nicolex3 April 14, 2006

Jake

A Jake is someone who will drive you crazy by playing hard to get. Once you get to know him at first, he's the sweetest guy that gives you butterflies. Later on though, he becomes bossy and makes you mad. He tries to make you jealous.

"Hey do you still talk to Jake?"

"No, he's turned into a jerk lately. "

by O'Bryan July 27, 2012

Jake

A woman/man with a harry ass that has never shaved in her life.
Also can be a complete Bitch at times.
Loves to give and receive Rainbow Kisses and Rusty Trombones.
Loves to beat cracker meat.
Wishes she could have an omega boner.
Thinks they are gangsta.

Dam that man needs to shave. She is pulling a Jake.
Jeeves get the weedkiller we got a Jake.

by DJD666 January 12, 2009

jakeification

The act of complicating and convoluting something.

This network design has a high degree of jakeification.

by Andrew June 17, 2006

Jake Paul

cancer.

"I got cancer."

'Why?'

"I watched Jake Paul"

by {Planning Homocide In Spandex} September 24, 2017

Jake Smith

The most gay name someone could possibly curse their child with. Jake Smith is such a faggot name and anyone with that name is a retard.

Did you hear what Jake Smith said? He’s such a faggot.

by dicko mode November 11, 2019

Jake face

A boy who is so silly that his sillyness is that of Cat face's from weebls stuff.com.

Girl 1: That's boy is so silly!
Girl 2: That's my boyfriend and he's my Jake face. :)
Girl 1: Oh like a Cat Face?
Girl 2: Uh huh, but even more cute.

by Kittylovesherballofwool July 4, 2010