baked a cookie

a euphamism for having just had sex....
In this phrase cookie is a vagina and baking is the act of sex.

Friend: Hey, why aren't you out? COME TO THE PUB NOW!
Guy: Dude, just give me a few, I just baked a cookie.
Friend: Haha... tmi dude, but good on you.

Girl: MAN he's so hawt
Girl 2: I'd totally, I mean look at that butt.
Girl 3: Well girls, we did... last month we soo baked a cookie.

by This Is Not Simon March 11, 2012

crummy cookie

game involving a group of homo sapiens kneeling in a circle and jerkin their gherkins onto a cookie, which is placed at the center of the circle. The last one to release his seminal fluids on the cookie must consume it, hands free.

8=======D (cookie)

Yesterday, after our football game, we played a round of crummy cookie. I lost both games

by Feenie Feen March 2, 2017

Blood Cookie

A blood cookie is a person, usually a fat ass, that donates blood so they can get free cookies at the end.

"This fat ass blood cookie looked like a fucking ghost after she donated so much fucking blood for free cookies"

by John Furydamn September 26, 2018

Soggy Cookie

A game where a group of guys take turns nutting on a cookie, the first man to not be able to cum must eat the cookie.

"Hey boys, you wanna head to Tristans to play soggy cookie?"

by NoticeMeSenpaiiu October 13, 2021

Oggy Cookie

The act of nuting of a females forehead and slapping a cookie on her head

Guy 1: I gave Sarah an Oggy Cookie last night and she loved it
Guy 2: Nice bro

by CaptainHugeCock September 24, 2016

Cookie Facey

A god that is worshipped and often prayed to before eating babies by 6th graders in stem class.

"Lets go pray to cookie facey!" Shouted Avery

by 3qawz4sex5dr6f7tg8y80upiot7ir6 March 11, 2019

Cookie Bag

Weed in a aluminum bag from a weed shop

U got dat cookie bag

by Tristan Freeman May 5, 2021