International Explain-Joke day

On May 21, you can use any random fake shit you find on Urban Dictionary and sent it to someone as a joke. On May 22, you must explain the joke and the reason why you sent the Urban Dictionary definition.

*May 21*
Mark: Hey Lisa! It's national get a girlfriend day! Look at this screenshot from Urban Dictionary!

Lisa: Um.. I'm lesbian. I thought you knew that.

*May 22*
Lisa: Oh I get what you said yesterday! It's International Explain-Joke Day! This is the part where you explain that yesterday was a joke right? Thank god, I'm literally fucking lesbian you dumbass.

by overweightmilf May 21, 2021

nate joke

An offensive dark joke that usually pertains to race or sexism.

Guy one: "If woman are just as strong as men then why do they keep getting raped?"
Guy two: "That's such a nate joke."

by Cletus will conquer all December 23, 2017

INSIDE JOKE

INSIDE JOKE

no nno nnno NO INSIDE JOKES >>

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 28, 2021

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Ceiling Joke

A joke that is over your head, like a ceiling. You don't understand it at all.

#1 - "What if soy milk is simply regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?"

#2 - "Dude I don't know Spanish, that's a fucking ceiling joke."

by NickySticks September 15, 2013

Choke-Joke

A joke so funny you shouldn't drink or eat when someone's telling you it. (Or else you might choke because of laughter.)

This word just came into my head one night.

I don't know a good example cuz I'm not funny.
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Coke's a joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke.

by Levi loves soos April 8, 2017

Joke

You

You : hdujcdhdcjchccfdhjedhdjrfghrujrjdbfdirhbrfvb
Your Parents and Everyone Else Concerned With Your Mental and Physical Health : What a joke.

by I Can Schmell You November 14, 2019