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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

by MXBea April 5, 2021

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I was watching TV the other night and I saw an ad for eyema cummin and howe. I grabbed my vibrators and started doing some "live streaming" of my own!"
by 4realazitgits April 2, 2021

A question you know that is best opposed to herself and a question you might automatically say out of the blue when you are talking to her; if at some point you meet a distressed traumatized female with "Carol Anne" for a first name and "Star" as a last name; who has either had an abusive or a stressful past life and is always mean, angry, defensive, panicky, and holds a bizzare negative opinion in regards to nearly everything that brings us human beings together! Things like sex, dating, pregnancy, children, babies, love, marriage, kissing, and cuddling...
It's not easy for anybody! We all got our own issues to handle and we all go through bad things but having the last name star, one would assume you'd be hella tougher coping than the rest of us. You're a star and stars are bright! How can a star twinkle its way into the dark and can't shine a way out? Use your light and step away from the darkness Carolanne Star! Otherwise you'll end up just like starlight.sl1996
by Ertten Ques October 5, 2019

The inly way to ever pick up a girl. Has a 99% sucess rate (failed only once). The inly pick up line you’ll ever need.
by Ahidhejshe January 19, 2024

by Adujasty343 July 17, 2025

Watching little kids for 7 hours life hasn’t been easy best boyfriend in the world but a pretty annoying life most annoying brother and family kinda lol but love them
Person number 1 : im feeling annoyed but my life is pretty awesome
Person2: Ik what you mean
Person 1: wdym
Person 2: your feeling how it feels to be annoyed
Person2: Ik what you mean
Person 1: wdym
Person 2: your feeling how it feels to be annoyed
by Kenni_benni4 July 26, 2025
