Google

A website that knows absolutely everything

Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything

by spongeboblover101 June 9, 2018

Google

Meaning 1. (noun) The main system of the internet, The biggest search engine.
Meaning 2. (verb)To Search up about a topic.

(noun) I like Google Its where I search random crap.
(verb) I need to Google Urban Dictionary.

by Cambodia1132 June 1, 2021

Hop on google docs

A phrase used to describe the action of using a mechanical keyboard as a dildo. Often used by elderly men with back problems.

Charles: "Hey Eugene, wanna hop on google docs later?"
Eugene: "Sure thing 'Dumptruck' Charles!"

by UltimateKeyboard May 3, 2022

Google

Masturbate. Partially onomatopoeiaic word (similar to fap fap fap) for masturbation; also derived from ubiquity of both the internet search engine and the act of masturbation.

I spent the whole day at home googling.

You'll go blind if you don't stop googling.

I google myself every day.

by Marvellous Wordsmith November 12, 2010

Googled

When the corporation you work for makes huge profits and cuts workers pay.

Sorry you were googled but we had to make cuts across the board.

by ColoradoMack February 19, 2022

GOOGLE ALPHABET PERENNIAL CALENDER ANY-YEAR(S)

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ANYYEAR(S)

YOUR PLURAL ANNUAL CONSCIOUSNESS EVERYDAY.

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by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 21, 2022

urbandictionairy> google

It means urbandictionairy is surperior to google, this is true, google may give you the true meaning of a word but urbandictionairy will give you the funnier one.

person 1: urbandictionairy> google
person 2: true
Jhon: i agree
your mom: yes so true
me: yes
Derrick(no one likes him) : no google will give you the actua-
everyone: SHUTUP DERRICK!urbandictionairy> google

by steesyloly December 19, 2022