gooning

Gooning. Where a male and his cock merge into a dragon ball. and have sex together.
and they make babies 👶

EX: i have read the word gooning too much so i’m gonna hang myself of a bridge.

i’m gonna go hang my self because my gooning left me

by jorgeeman February 15, 2024

gooning

Edging to someone for prolonged periods of time

“I’m gooning on ur grandma”

by rcrftvububvyf February 15, 2024

Goblin of the year award

An award handed out to the current years greatest goblin (chosen by the 5 democratically nominated wisest goblins) during the annual goblin festival, during said festival, multiple other goblin related activites are also usually participated in.

"Yo bro are you going to the goblin festival this year?" - Goblin 1
"Yeah! I hope ill be nominated for the goblin of the year award this time!" -Goblin 2

by Gooblebob Wibber Moop the 4th February 19, 2024

Gooning

Gooning is a sexual philosophy/lifestyle that marries the concepts of tantric masturbation with a religious worship of porn. The principle behind gooning is that prolonged states of intense pleasure will lead to new thoughts and ideas.

"I had an eight hour gooning session last night and realized that I need to change my diet and start working out. That way masturbation and sex will feel even better."

"I listened to GoonerAudioLabs all weekend and I've never been more in tune with my sexuality."

by PUMPDRONE March 8, 2024

Goblin Drill

When three or more dudes, all of whom are under 5 feet in height, run a train on your mom.

Last night I saw the most wild goblin drill I have ever seen in my existence.

by rdmontgomery04 March 17, 2024

goofing out

getting more and more goofy. like blacking out but it's being goofy instead of being intoxicated.

you are literally goofing out today

by transitmatt March 23, 2024

gooming

The act of Grooming a child or teenager whilst high on any controlled substance

i was gooming the other day while smoking a fat doobie

by grillbill March 26, 2024