“i gotta chance my tampon”-shelly says
“give me it i can make a fruit punch ice lolly”- even says
“what’s that”-shelly says
“oh it’s desert for tonight”-even says
“ok big D ev”-shelly says
“give me it i can make a fruit punch ice lolly”- even says
“what’s that”-shelly says
“oh it’s desert for tonight”-even says
“ok big D ev”-shelly says
by weiner lover 1234 December 22, 2019
guy 1: “hey bro, there’s food downstairs.”
guy 2: “can you go and get it?”
guy 1: “what, you’re too lazy to?”
guy 2: “nah bro, i’m too busy fruit dancing.”
guy 2: “can you go and get it?”
guy 1: “what, you’re too lazy to?”
guy 2: “nah bro, i’m too busy fruit dancing.”
by poopiemeth69 May 26, 2021
P1:“Who’s that goofy as dog bald guy?”
P2 “I think that’s Jay Fruits”
P1 “Oh yeah? We have like three mutual friends on Facebook”
P2 “I think that’s Jay Fruits”
P1 “Oh yeah? We have like three mutual friends on Facebook”
by Chick English September 26, 2019
To take a crap.
by Shuaman March 27, 2021
Fruiting: Vulgar Slang. Engaging in male prostitution by under-age males trading sex for drugs, money, or gifts.
Young Buck quit stealing to buy dope (heroin). Now he goes fruiting every night, because it's easy money.
by welcometobaltimore December 12, 2017
Partaking in a homosexual activity. Essentially “fucking me in the ass”. Used to describe disbelief.
by Ken005 February 26, 2018
When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.
by creepers_be_creeping November 16, 2013