Flixx fart

Unfortunate ‘loading’ interruptions while watching Netflix.

I was really getting into that movie when I had to wait for a flixx fart.

by Ottawaurbanist February 11, 2018

Stealth Fart

This is when you hold in a fart for just enough time, then let it out very strategically, so then it comes out silent.

Hey man, I had to stealth fart earlier, it was nasty.

by HunterForLife December 30, 2016

sketchy fart

When your fart is too wet for comfort. You also question if you shat your pants or not.

The Taco Bell from dinner gave me a sketchy fart. I now have streaks in my underwear.

by fuern3 January 4, 2017

Fart Hostage

(n) : a person who has the unfortunate fate of being in a confined space while someone passes gas. This can occur in a car, elevator, subway, or city bus, for example. The person(s) in that confined space became the flatulator's fart hostage(s) for the duration, until the fart haze dissipates.

"Man, Henry is not allowed to eat beef jerky on long car rides anymore. He was beefing nonstop, and held us fart hostages all the way to Kalamazoo!"

by Stavros Nikkapoppolous December 18, 2019

Fart Tunnel

When you stick a straw in you butthole and connect it someone else's butthole and then fart in it so it goes from your butt to the other person's butt. It is a rare form or intimacy that only the most passionate of lovers (or even friends) dare to try.

She wouldn't believe that I loved her until we tried the fart tunnel. Now we're happily married with two kids.

by seungminnie August 23, 2020

Misjudged Fart

A bout of intestinal discomfort masquerading as a fart. The owner attempts the release of said discomfort, in some severe cases even forces it out, and anticipates the typical flatulent. With a misjudged fart, the result actually ends up being an ejection of fecal matter.

Guys we have to leave NOW.

What are you talking about, we’ve been here 20 minutes. I haven’t even bagged a whore yet.

I just had a misjudged fart and I have to get these underwear in the garbage ASAP.

by A. Massey October 6, 2020

Swagger Fart

Being awesome enough that when you fart, it sounds like the music from the old spice swagger commercial.

That guy is so ballin, he has swagger farts.

by Sykosquril December 30, 2012